Fortress Around My Heart

Fortress Around My Heart is the debut album from Ida Maria -- the Norwegian Alt-Pop sensation described as a cross between Amy Winehouse and The Strokes with a bit of Bjork and Iggy Pop thrown in for good measure. As of now this album is only available as a VERY EXPENSIVE import from the UK ($26.99 -- ack!)... so we need to be on the lookout for when it drops in the The States.

Modest Mouse @ The St. Auggie Amphitheater

This show was AWESOME! Great band, great venue, great experience..... The only negative of the evening was the Mouse's opening act, a mediocre jam-band from New Orleans. Even industrial strength earplugs couldn't stifle their painfully long set -- "Crawfish! Mardi Gras! Other things from our stupid city! Oooooh yeah!" -- it just went on and on and on.

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Them vs You vs Me

When I first heard this song on the radio, I couldn't get it outta my brain. I wanted to look them up, find out the name of the song and the band, but kept forgetting - not the lyrics, just looking up the lyrics in hope of reverse engineering the identity of my new guilty pleasure. But, thankfully, Tom saved me the trouble by reading my mind instead, presenting to me the fabulous new album Them vs You vs Me by Finger Eleven, whose infectious first single I present to you via the glory and magic of youtubery!

Goodbye happy childhood memories, goodbye!

One of my favorite scenes from The Royal Tenenbaums reenacted by one of my favorite muppets, Kermit the Frog. Watch as, according to BestWeekEver.tv, which clued me in to this precious gem of puppetry, "Kermee stares at his own reflection, eyes never blinking, staring into the emptiness of life’s eternal puppetry."



Of course, this isn't the great green one's first dalliance with depressing lyrics...

They Might Be AWESOME!

Lisa, Kristen, Crystal & Myself caught the THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS concert at Freebird Live this past Friday (3/14/08). The opening band was crap, but the Giants, as always, put on a great show. And after one particular number that would have made the mildest epileptic foam at the mouth and swallow their own tongue, John & John were even kind enough to sympathize with our concert-goers plight... standing on the 2nd floor balcony right next to the disco ball suspended from a light stand turned out to be a really bad piece of real estate ~ I'm still seeing stars*!



* in all actuality these are probably just dying brain cells and not actual stars

Muppets & Porno!

Did you guys know that Mah Nà Mah Nà (the lyrics of which contain no actual words, just a lot of nonsensical words resembling scat singing) was written by Piero Umiliani and debuted as part of the soundtrack for the 1968 Italian softcore pornography movie "Svezia Inferno e Paradiso" (Sweden, Heaven and Hell). This pseudo-documentary about wild sexual activity and other behavior in Sweden featured Mah Nà Mah Nà playing in the background of a sauna scene!

The song became more widely known from its renditions by The Muppets. On November 30, 1969, Mahna Mahna was performed on the The Ed Sullivan Show by a Muppet also known as Mahna Mahna (crazy bearded guy in the dark glasses), and his backup singers the Snowths (pink creatures with crazy drag queen eyelashes).

Enjoy the bizarre comparison below:
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